Staff

This page contains blurbs from all the staff members who ever existed and decided to write bios for themselves or for others…

Beware this page has been rated unviewable for sheer cringiness. Evaluated by the Committee for the future of Dark Translations. Members of the committee include: M2t5….

Translators:

Demenious:

The head translator, a chill person and have the tendency to translate every single detail.  < is that the description of a chill person….?

But am chill. still.

(Chill. Does this mean he is as cold as ice, with a heart frozen?)

Let it go!~ Cold never bothered me anyway~ tink~

Freaky Andy: Now I have the urge to go watch cartoons featuring reindeer and little talking snowmen.

WanderLust:

Random wanderer that has been summoned by Dem Head to assist in translation 😉 Immagirlwhorarelytalks.

GX:

Random person who was picked up and bound by M2t5 and Demenious, still struggling and trying escape, jk.

I am a Fan of Mad God and some other WNs, but seeing them struggling here and there I decide to do this to myself too. So here I am, tied and unable to escape. XD

Guest Translator:

TaffyGirl13:

The mysterious masked translator. Saving Demenious from the evil Dr.Overwork! a.k.a  ninja.

Editors (League of Editors):

M2t5:

#ChiefEditor

(Winner of the annual brain-eating contest)

Suspected to be a Zombie. Beware.

BRANZ~~~~~~~~ AND LIMBZ~~~~~ MEH HUMANS IN GENERAL~~~~~~~

FreakyAndy: That would explain the missing editors.

Demenious: I see… We are putting up a bounty.

vanagandr

Has 21 personalities

all of them are lazy so at most I work as much as one person

at the moment most of me (12) are held prisoner on the moon

I am not the least bit sorry to frequently eat the limbs of gods

I’m by far the most insane so I cut in line

raltzero

(Blade Worker):

(MIA)

#NotAnEditorOrATranslator

(Co-EditorInDisguise(?))

reluctant editor…. we’re still in search of blackmailing info <- We should probs keep that – raltzero

FreakyAndy:

#ChiefEditorWhileM2t5IsBusyWithHisInternship

Did not escape from a mental institute….. Honest……

LoliVampire:

#HelpsWithSmallStuffAndLooksOverEditsMadeByraltzeroAndOtherEditors

(Not an actual vampire…… we think…… might be wrong….)
An easygoing editor(?) An existence that solely lives for entertainment.
Keeps the slaves from (not) overworking.

Aya:

#Hmm…SheDisappeared.TheGirlWhoWas(eaten by M2t5?)

Zach:

Am completely sane.

(It’s an alien!)

Towelie :

#DotaFan nuff’ said

DotaFan srsly? 😀 fair enough i guess seeing i do play a bit of dota now and then you could write that. Anyway little editor pretty new IT student editing here and there where i can think of better phrases. Seniors pls take care of this junior. Btw Towelie is my nickname but i didn’t write the part below

Thanks, Don’t Care

because he doesn’t care what his nick name is?:

#YouAreWelcome

95-year-old child in the body of a 5-year-old adult. Master orange-itect(orangutan?) and simple wordsmith. There is no chat on iPad, so no, I am not ignoring you.

Khan:

Meh, seemed like a good past time

LemonCurd/GherkinJar:

I like lemon curd(turd). (Lemon flavoured turd?) <<WHAATTT!! WHO PUT THIS HERE. Anyways… thanks, that made me laugh. I also like pickles in my burgers.

Laifu:

MIA( I think?) somewhere b/w that. BUT!!! “I’ll be back.” said in Terminator’s voice

(possibly hospitalized by M2t5 trying to eat him as well?)

KERLARK/Herpus McHerpus/Harry/I have many names/I’m running out of ideas here/okay Imma stop.

Hellllllo! My name is Harry or Kerlark (my gmail is Herpus McHerpus). Sadly I am M.I.A. till august cause my life went down the drain recently ;~;. When I return I SHALL EDIT EVERYTHING.

People who need a profile:

SadHorse: #GrillingHorseKebabs

Reng Ford:

Eric: Northman

Unnamed:

Zephir:

anyone else…?

And now a list of the sane people:

(sound of chirping crickets)

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What does sane mean again…?

See definition below (Aka, It)

And now the self-assumed ‘sane’ editors,

It

#theuselessextra

(editing the CN version)

Considers ctrl+Tab, ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and ctrl+f the entirety of it’s job and will stop at nothing hunt down every english name and DESTROY IT!!!

Editor-san (JohnDoe)

Editing: EN Mad God

Description: Possibly the only sane person that’s trying to be a model editor. Editor-san isn’t trying to edit as fast as possible because Editor-san wants to read more chapters or put pressure on the translators

…

really

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seriously

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I’m not

…

You don’t believe me?

Kidyeon:

Joined to get some more work in me laif.  I work on all that stuff from another site that you may have heard about, but they dun do anything speedwise for translating.  Like…4.5k chap took a week…*cries*

Anyway, not entirely sane, but a bit more sane than s-

#osuforlaif YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE IT >:)

Ring~Master

#CompleteP$yCho #ChildGenius #LongSinceSurpassedM2t5 #NextOnM2t5’sMenu

Enjoyed the chapter releases so decided to go into editing. Harassed M2t5 into letting him join.

(⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ – – – (╥﹏╥)

Ring Master: Hey, let me Join!

M2t5: Don’t got a choice do I?

xxPointblanQxx

#leecher+ #readyAndWaiting #wait #wait #Imeant4chapters

Got hooked on LN’s and since I’ve got Student Loans to pay (burn in the deepest darkest place in hell Sallie Navient) and no $ to donate… I figured I’d help out with Editing in a lousy attempt to replace $ with service…ahhh.. thinking about it like that… It feels dirty.. like I’m saying “i can’t pay you $ but you can have my body” LMAO

Varler

Wut….  ^that’s so cool, I want it :L

A Chaotic-Neutral Halfling Rogue that has a grudge against anything taller than it.

Specializes in poison and assassination.

Illiterate.

(For real: A college student majoring in Asian Studies, English Minor.

Teaches Tae Kwon Do.

Loves reading and games.)

Boon

hashtagComputerLiterate #NewHere #lysdexicEditorExtraordinaire #sane #mostlysane

I read good. Let’s party.

I’m gradu-macated with a BS (bullshit) in business, but currently jobless! (more time for editing!)

I liked the Mad God TL quite a bit, and figured I should start helping out.

I’ve been reading just about every Xianxia on Reddit, and can’t seem to get enough.

I’ll probably learn Chinese someday, but it’s probably going to come after Italian.

I will be in your care. senpai

beep!

-this section is closed, no more ‘self-assuming sane’ editors allowed-

No, you! You reading this! Shoo…

senpai…

Meatbun

what is ‘sane’ ? is it edible ? also meatbun is declaring this section a food section. non-food shall not pass through here

Meatbun is Meatbun, and An Rui is An Rui ..also anon is delicious.

just don’t tell mama i said that.. mama doesn’t know i’m here. so.. Shush or the anon gets chomped..

…oh look a passing by anon.. *chomp* yummy~

Shiroshiki

A free spirit that has settled down to help this team in its work.

Loves food. nomnomnom (may eat Meatbun)

Most of all, always ready to help.

Also somewhat a perfectionist.

Lombax

Plays League.

Plans to play in your League as well. Hello, League of Editors.

Power-level: over NEINthousand (any fellow germans out there?)

Loves to read long fantasy stories.

Recently found out about the wondrous world of lightnovels/Wuxia/Xianxia.

This font reminds me of the menu in Ratchet and Clank 3 – or was it 2?

Is annoyed at the awkwardness of the english translations of quite a few translations.

^ I literally read all of the translated Kuang Shen on your site in like 2 days and some of the paragraphs made me derp.

^ This is also my ambition. I want to improve the quality of the translated/edited versions even more!

Am i making too much of an effort here? I kinda  think my self introduction sucks… OH WELL 😀

KittyRawr

                                                 (Keith) – ^(to assert dominance) you can’t take my rawrrrs..

Editor. Well, I edit shit.

Hmm.. Intro? Well, I’m currently in college taking BS(Bullshit?) Electrical Engineering..

Just recently learned how to read. ‘I hate reading’ – pre-2015

My transition? Anime(2005)-Naruto > Manga(2012)-Naruto[coz of freakin fillers] > Light Novels(2015) – No game no life

My novel transition: No Game No Life > LMS > Xianxia (pretty simple)

I’m not discriminating consoles vs. PC games, love them both. Fav game? Fallout. Hitman. Battle City. Mario Bros. Contra. The duck shooting game(forgot the title).  

Favorite anime? Uhhh. Adunno, One Piece? Well I like Angel Beats and Anohana too. They all made me cry.

Challi

I’m in college right now #thestruggle #graphicdesigner

I play league of legends when I have time

Diamond level support player

I should focus on school work.. gg RIP

RandomWord

#usesmanyinsidejokesatotherpeopleandlaughsalone

#my#’sareaninsidejoke

#ifyoudon’tlike#’sandyouletmeknowIwillprobs#my#’s

#Likeso

##theretheirthey’re

#WhencomfortingagrammarnaziIsoftlysaytheretheirthey’re

##MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

###BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

##it’ssoveryevil

###gladtobeapartoftheteam

#inormallydont#thismuch

#thisfontisveryhardtoreadwithoutspaces

#stupidhashtagrulesnotallowingspaces

#itssuchacruelworld

saberthroat

A student contemplating life, philosophy and how to find more change under my coach and car seats.

CinxChocular

I must have spent an hour reading all those staff descriptions, and if you must know about me, all you really need to know is that I’m human. Afterall, what you don’t know won’t hurt you.